Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Picking Sides
"Well just cause I drink don’t mean, I don’t hate stupid drunks.
But just cause I’m singing it, that don’t mean shit! That don’t mean that I’m not one.
But those jerks by the kegs, they aren’t leaving me no ground to stand.
So if we’re picking sides… I guess I hate the policeman and the white man tonight.
And well, I’ve been thinking things. Thinking things that I just hope aren’t true.
Like maybe you don’t choose punk rock because… well punk rock chooses you.
You know, I’ve seen the same bands so many dozens of times, but with dozens of different names across dozens of different state lines.
And I won’t always admit it, but I think that the world’s better off with them in it.
And so if we’re picking sides, I guess that I am for every shitty three-chord high school punk band.”